![]() ![]() “The most underwhelming content ever” - Cookie9, in their future review for the Ultra Deluxe edition Prerequisites: Earn the “Beat the game” achievement (see the Canonical Ending above), and maybe complete one or two other endings (this is assuming you answered yes to “I’ve played The Stanley Parable before” when you started the game) Somehow more emotionally crushing than the movie Get squished (or quit the game if you’re a coward).When you’re done, flip the On/Off switch.Explore the museum (it’s honestly kinda cool, take a look around).Take the path to the left labelled “← ESCAPE”.Inside the boss’s office, type 2845 into the keypad.Leave the zen room because honestly Valve needs to pay for what they did to the end of Half Life (yes, I know it’s spelled Xen, I’m making a bad joke).You’ll enter a repeating loop until the Narrator opens the door.The Narrator will show you a red and blue door, take the red one.When you feel daring enough, jump down onto the catwalk below.There are plenty of videos by crazy people that have enough of an attention span to click that button for 4 hours, so go watch one of theirs. There’s absolutely no way I’m clicking that button for 4 hours. When you enter and then leave the room, the game will cut to black. ![]() Follow the hallway until you reach Stanley’s office (No.This time, you’ll fall into The Stanley Parable’s opening section as they appeared in the original Half Life 2 mod.You’ll land in a broken down section of offices.Fall into the big hole in the ground because you’re clumsy and/or want the ball back (don’t question Stanley’s motives).Hit the ball into the goal (because we all like to pretend we have athletic talents).After a minute or so, he’ll drop a ball into the arena (it seems like you speed up when you bump into it).First he brings you to Firewatch (*hiss* open world).Narrator takes you to other games to play instead.Play the Narrator’s avant-garde art piece game (see section on the Baby Game Ending below).In order to fix it until then, though, you’ll have to delete the video file containing the leaderboard (see the discussion thread for more info). The developers are aware of it according to this pinned discussion thread so hopefully it’s ironed out in the next patch. NOTE: Due to a glitch, you might get trapped between the leaderboard room and the subsequent rating room. Be the Narrator’s guinea pig for the 3rd door and for the leaderboard (make sure to give him a great rating, he doesn’t deserve it….).When you reach the red and blue door, enter the blue door 3 times in a row (the door is behind you the 3rd time).When you’re above the catwalk (or whenever you’re feeling daring enough), jump down onto it.Head straight past the maintenance hallway.“If you’re so clever, why don’t you do it yourself” - The Narrator to Stanley, presumably ![]()
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